Quotes from my microbiology / infectious disease professor that will still be ringing in my ears when I start rotations:
"A vesicular lesion on an erythematous base is always herpes, herpes, herpes."
"Any closed collection of pus, think Staph aureus."
"Anytime you see monoarticular arthritis in a young sexually active female, gonorrhea should be the first thing on your differential."
"Fever and CVA tenderness makes the diagnosis of pyelo[nephritis]."
"You don't need to treat hot tub folliculitis; just get them out of the hot tub."
"The number-one cause of meningitis in adults is Strep pneumo[niae]."
"30% of patients with pneumonia will have a positive blood culture."
"Most ear and sinus infections are caused by The Big Three -- Strep pneumo[niae], M cat[arrhalis], and H [in]flu[enzae]."
"Folliculitis is staph, cellulitis is strep, impetigo is either/or."
Other people have songs or movie lines running through their head... I have 'Peggy's Postulates'. :) She has repeated all of those things so many times that I will remember them forever... which is simultaneously awesome and amusing.
"A vesicular lesion on an erythematous base is always herpes, herpes, herpes."
"Any closed collection of pus, think Staph aureus."
"Anytime you see monoarticular arthritis in a young sexually active female, gonorrhea should be the first thing on your differential."
"Fever and CVA tenderness makes the diagnosis of pyelo[nephritis]."
"You don't need to treat hot tub folliculitis; just get them out of the hot tub."
"The number-one cause of meningitis in adults is Strep pneumo[niae]."
"30% of patients with pneumonia will have a positive blood culture."
"Most ear and sinus infections are caused by The Big Three -- Strep pneumo[niae], M cat[arrhalis], and H [in]flu[enzae]."
"Folliculitis is staph, cellulitis is strep, impetigo is either/or."
Other people have songs or movie lines running through their head... I have 'Peggy's Postulates'. :) She has repeated all of those things so many times that I will remember them forever... which is simultaneously awesome and amusing.
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