Because it is late and I am exhausted I will say nothing of the trip at this point besides "long, boring, high tolls, broken AC, 1400 miles". However... Craig? The camp director? Fully lied to me. There most certainly are Internet connections in this room, and they most certainly do work, as is evidenced by the fact that I am now typing on one. I hate bringing anything "extraneous" along on a trip, but I tossed in my Ethernet cable just in case, and what do you know? It works. Of course, I can't say anything to him about it, but still - it's nice to be vindicated. :)