And I forgot to mention that (a) a valve on my bike tire is broken and thus the tire won't hold air, and (b) the linguistics advisor has once again screwed up my course equivalencies, because she told me to do one thing and now the computer is telling me another. I still have the e-mail as evidence, and if she refuses to straighten it out and I don't graduate in three weeks it is going to be ONE HUNDRED PERCENT HER FAULT.

UPDATE: Tuesday 8am - Albert Matheny in Academic Advising has saved my butt yet again. The magic words 'All requirements fulfilled' now parade across my degree audit. I seriously need to buy that guy a box of candy or something, with the number of times he's bailed me out over the last four years.