AAAAAHHHHH!!! Have you guys read Dan Brown's Digital Fortress, about the big code-breaking agency, NSA? I read it at camp - was GLUED to it at camp - and it turns out that that agency actually exists and that they need language specialists! Of course, they don't need Dutch - nobody needs Dutch - but check this out:

NSA's Language Enhancement Program is an intensive program designed to train professional linguists in languages critical to national security.

Program participants learn new languages and expand upon current proficiencies. If you have professional proficiency in a language such as French, German [the structure is the same as Dutch], Italian, Portuguese, Russian, or Spanish, you will be trained in Arabic, Chinese, Dari, Farsi, Hindi, Korean, Pashto, or Urdu. If you already have some knowledge of Middle Eastern or Asian languages, you will have the opportunity to build upon that expertise.

Graduating foreign language students and professional linguists who join NSA and qualify for the program will begin training to work NSA missions. New NSA employees enjoy competitive salaries and may receive signing bonuses up to $7,500.

The program is taught by highly qualified instructors and consists of a combination of intensive classroom training and computer-based learning. Participants who complete the program will achieve NSA's Level Three proficiency status.

AAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!! Where do I sign up??????